Saturday, April 24, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
- 1/2 ekoq ayam
- sayuran-bunga kobis, cabai(sebut betoi2..jgn slah ain ngn dila)
- limau nipis(utk air diet!!azam yg tinggi ni..jgn kacao)
- buah oren...dah lama x mkn...so kadar berak decreased dr besa...selalu kalo amek oren akn jd 5x...bila x amek oren akn jd 2 or 3x ja...haha...c the dif rite?huge amount of poo poo tuh...
- ermmmm2.....apa lg haaa?ntah da xngat....nnt kena listkan blik
so bila dok usha gmbaq2 kt ats ni...pasti hampa smua mngerti kan kenapa aku gila sgt ngn menatang neh!!!
A man has five items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things.
A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.
When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.
A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
Women do laundry every couple of days.
A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry.
When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat.
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.